Watching a House Hunters International marathon, and all of a sudden, an episode came on with a couple looking for a house and storefront in, ahem, Malta. Before I could help myself I found myself shouting at my television:

"Cheese gorged eunuchs!!"

"Gaggle of flaccid ninnies!!"

Thankfully, I was alone.

I'm telling the mob! MOB! He's shooting at me!!

Does anyone have a riff that makes them lose it, even if it's not particularly funny or doesn't reference anything ( Read more... )

Revenge is a dish best served with laughter and giggles.

She's the Miles Davis of stripping.

My new favorite episode might be Final Justice, if only for all the great riffs on Joe Don Baker ( Read more... )

Hey, Malta: get a tree!

I was watching Cool Hand Luke for the first time last night and I noticed Joe Don Baker's name in the info so I was looking out for him. When he showed up I got the shock of my life.

Good Lord, what happened to him? Did he get confused and accidentally eat Paul Newman on a salad instead of his dressing?

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So, I'm watching Final Justice, and I just noticed that they say that the plane has a problem, and so they'll be diverting to Malta instead of landing in Sicily. OK, looking up Malta on any map shows that it's south and east of Sicily. So, was Joe Don flying in from Texas to South Africa and THEN to Italy, or what?

Crow: Ah, you know, this music makes me wat to put a triangle over my privates and squirm around ( Read more... )